{"id":14,"date":"2004-04-24T06:40:51","date_gmt":"2004-04-24T14:40:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/?p=14"},"modified":"2019-03-26T19:38:12","modified_gmt":"2019-03-27T01:38:12","slug":"why-ill-always-have-a-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/?p=14","title":{"rendered":"Why I&#8217;ll Always Have a Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday a customer was in a pickle.  (So what else is new?)  His basement had flooded and put out his gas water heater.  He couldn&#8217;t light it again, no matter how long he waited.  A day later he gave up, went to work, and called me for an appointment.  We agreed on noon, since he&#8217;d be off for lunch at that time.<\/p>\n<p>Shortly before noon he called and reported a flat tire.  I went on to his neighborhood and checked on another customer, just to see how our recent flooding in Memphis had responded to my work in <i>her<\/i> basement last year.  (I had installed a sump pump.)  When I heard from my first customer again, I proceeded to his house and met him there.<\/p>\n<p>I successfully lit his water heater on the first try. Apparently it just needed to dry out. <\/p>\n<p>Between traveling, waiting, and lighting, I&#8217;d killed an hour and a half.  I charged him $35.  He lamented that he&#8217;d made a mistake by calling me when he didn&#8217;t really have a problem. I pointed out that he did, indeed, have a problem: he was at a dead end with no hot water and it was time to call somebody.  He couldn&#8217;t know if another half-hour would solve the problem or not.  It wouldn&#8217;t have been wise to go to work all day, come home in the evening, and then see if things had gotten better.  Had they not, he&#8217;d have faced a choice between cold showers or calling a plumber at night!<\/p>\n<p>The good thing was that he knew whom to call.  Some companies would have charged him $100, and they wouldn&#8217;t have had the flexibility to meet him at just the right time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday a customer was in a pickle. (So what else is new?) His basement had flooded and put out his gas water heater. He couldn&#8217;t light it again, no matter how long he waited. A day later he gave up, went to work, and called me for an appointment. We agreed on noon, since he&#8217;d &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/?p=14\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Why I&#8217;ll Always Have a Job&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p45dxY-e","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":354,"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions\/354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}