{"id":260,"date":"2012-12-03T20:44:16","date_gmt":"2012-12-04T02:44:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/?p=260"},"modified":"2012-12-03T20:44:16","modified_gmt":"2012-12-04T02:44:16","slug":"suicide-bomber-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/?p=260","title":{"rendered":"Suicide Bomber Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe<br \/>\nchatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of<br \/>\ngoat&#8217;s milk. <\/p>\n<p>The older of the two pulls a small folder out of<br \/>\nher handbag and starts flipping through photos.<br \/>\nThey start reminiscing. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have<br \/>\nbeen 24 years old now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, I remember him as a baby,&#8221; says the other<br \/>\nmother cheerfully. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s a martyr now, though,&#8221; the mother confides. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, so sad, dear&#8230;&#8221; says the other. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have<br \/>\nbeen 21.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, I remember him,&#8221; says the other happily.<br \/>\n&#8220;He had such curly hair when he was born.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s a martyr too&#8230;&#8221; says the mother quietly. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, gracious me&#8230;&#8221; says the other. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And this is my third son, my baby. My beautiful<br \/>\nAhmed. He would have been 18,&#8221; she whispers. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; says the friend enthusiastically, &#8220;I<br \/>\nremember when he first started school&#8230;&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s a martyr also,&#8221; says the mother, with tears<br \/>\nin her eyes. <\/p>\n<p>After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim<br \/>\nmother looks wistfully at the photographs and,<br \/>\nsearching for the right words, says . . . <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They blow up so fast, don&#8217;t they?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat&#8217;s milk. The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. &#8220;This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/?p=260\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Suicide Bomber Joke&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p45dxY-4c","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":262,"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions\/262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.barleyservices.biz\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}